英语四级六级培训课程

英文幽默笑话:帕蒂

时间:2022-5-1 作者:趣学网

Paddy

There was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own,on which he bestowed the name of Paddy,and loved mightily.He was very saddened by the fact that he could not take his pet away with him on his holidays,which he was spending with some relatives in the country.

Whilst he was away Paddy’s young life was cut short by an unfortunate adventure with a motor.The boy’s mother feared he would take the news very hardly on his return;she broke it very gently,therefore,and was rather surprised that the little lad did not seem much perturbed.Later,however,she heard him weeping lustily in his bed.He was inarticulate with grief,but his brother explained that he was cryingabout Paddy.

But, said the mother,I told him about it this morning,and he did not seem to mind!

The brother explained,yes,but he thought you said Daddy.

帕蒂

以前有一个小孩子,他得到了一条完全是他一个人的小猎狗。他给小狗狗名字帕蒂,对它溺爱万分。他要到乡下一些亲戚家去度假,可又不可以带上他的宠物,为此他非常伤心。

他不在家的时候,帕蒂在一次不幸的车祸中失去了年青的生命。女生的妈妈怕他回家时听到这个消息太难过;因此她相当小心地把这个消息透露给他,而颇为让人惊讶的是小伙子看着并不如何在乎。可是,后来她听见他在床上哭得死去活来。他伤心得说不出话来,但他的哥哥讲解说他在为帕蒂痛哭。

可是,这位妈妈说:我今天早晨告诉他了,他仿佛根本不在乎啊!

他哥哥讲解说:是的,可他以为你说的是父亲。

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