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英语这样搞笑,翻译这样残暴

时间:2022-5-4 作者:洪恩幼儿英语

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。 后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。 于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

我期望能像爷爷那样,安静地在睡梦中死去,而不要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一样死法啊!

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

你永远不可以战胜一个纯SB,由于他会把你的IQ拉到跟他个水平,然后用丰富的经验打败你。

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

吾虽不杀伯仁,伯仁由我而死。

Some people are like Slinkies… not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

有的人就像 Slinkies(弹簧玩具),没什么实在用处,但看他们在楼梯上倒腾来倒腾去还是非常有喜感。

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

大家永远不可能真的的成熟,大家只不过掌握在众人面前装逼。

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

曾以为我想要的是职业,结果发现我只不过想要薪资。

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

晚间新闻一直以“晚上好”开头,再对你说你为何好不了。

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

直译:常识就是说你了解西红柿是一种水果;智慧就宛若不要把它放进水果沙拉里。

意译a:常识就是对你说说应该把鸡蛋放进篮子,智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个篮子。

意译b:所谓常识就是了解韩少和小四都是八零后,但智慧对你说最后还是男女有别。

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

上帝瞅着咱们呢,大伙好歹喜感点吧!

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

无论,在任何状况下,永远,不要在一个夜晚,同时吃,安眠药,和通便灵。

I didn’t fight my way to the TOP of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端,不是为了成为一个素食者。

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

海豚可聪明了你了解不?只须驯养几个星期,它们就能被人类乖乖站在池边给它们扔鱼吃了。

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