When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, "Four. I don’t think I can eat eight."
The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook。
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again。
Never eat more than you can lift。
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for bad hunter。
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks。
The only two things I don’t eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner。
Avoid nuts. You are what you eat。